Welcome to Monster Weekly, where the world of cryptozoology is thrust into the limelight and used to help rationalise the actions of the prominent figures in the media each week.
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Sit back, and enjoy as the list grows thanks to the inevitable actions of the world's knuckle heads each and every week.
Well, It's been a while between posts, but like all good amateur cryptozoologists I've been following the path of this latest monster. And lord help us it's going to be trouble!
Two Headed Beast?..Mutated form of two separate creatures?..Uninterupted reproduction?...Kidnapping other creature's young?..
American Shabbo Skua -
First sighting in Hawaii in 1961 the American Shabbo Skua has moved its way west across the United States...the bright purple appearance of the Shabbo Skua is often a talking point...skilfully preparing its next move...?
Coming into the southern hemisphere winter a monster from Africa has again puzzled researchers.
Moute Grabber -
A long living monster from Zimbabwe...consistently fights and struggles to gain power and territory...turns that territory into an unliveable mess...?
An introduced monster species has been spotted in Australia this week.
Rigid La La Luj - Initially sighted in the United Kingdom...large snout and shock of red/orange fur on its head...symbiotic relationship with the Verkundid...?
Wet Shahn - Our monster spotting takes us to wonderful South East Asia this week. Sightings of this stubborn creature have been consistent since 1991...irrational fear of its surrounding regions...The natural habitat of the Wet Shahn has recently been under threat...?
Smelly Dury Town Boar - From Western Australia this monster has recently been in the national media it loves of digging big, deep, holes to lie in...keen sense of smell...?

Dark Cynic - Well, here we are in May already. This monter has been seen around in the last month or so. It spends most of its life in water trawling up and down waterways...irrational and violent attacks...retreated into hiding...?
